Been crying into ya SAD lamp and on the Bakerloo line to feel ya toes?
Well, worry no more, lads, lasses, ENBY and beyond, cos Louis, and his talented pals will give you the finest all-inclusive treatment at The Last Resort hotel in Costa del Waterloo!
Bringing Lanzarote to London, LoUis will celebrate his birthday in true working class style… at work.
With ASBO nephew in charge of pool aerobics, the receptionist with eyelashes longer than camels leading yoga and LoUis more interested in the entertainment rep’s knickers than the song she’s singing, what could go wrong? Will LoUis get a birthday kiss? Will the new girl survive the day? Will the Kids club magician turn up? There’s only one way to find out!
Come for the sun, sex and syphilis stay for the staff drama! This will certainly be a holiday to remember…
An immersive cabaret party featuring Resort Manager: LoUis CYfer
Managing Entertainment Rep: Crystal Lubrikunt
Activities Rep: Steve Porters
Well Being Rep: Rebecca Banatvala
Receptionist: Tiajna Amayo
Resident DJ: Tanya Sassi
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