Not Yet Certified – Death Becomes Her (1992)

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Another Flawed Production welcomes you to the star-studded, red rug-stomping premiere of Not Yet Certified. It was a movie night with the magic of live performance and cinematic excellence. Get your cut-out popcorn boxes for a night of theatrical frivolity, interactive titillation and good viewing of the most excellent movies ever. Well, in my eyes, anywho.

I, Rosacea Blemish, shall be screening the dark comedy/camp crusade of Robert Zemeckis’ ‘Death Becomes Her’ (1992). But not alone, I shan’t, for this very evening, I shall be graced with fellow artists of such calibre that an Oscar is simply a suppository;

Beverly Monet as Madeline Ashton

Karma, as Helen Sharp

Cissyphus as Dr Ernest Menville

‘14 years after Madeline steals Helen’s fiancé, Ernest, Helen, together with the now alcoholic and downtrodden Ernest, plots a plan to kill Madeline. However, due to Madeline having taken an elixir that gives her eternal life, just killing her won’t suffice.’

Throughout this spectacular, we shall play the entire movie and offer exciting opportunities for our guests to win prizes!!
Oh yes, we shall be holding a costume competition for the best-adorned vessel about the chosen movie and a quiz. Successful in your game playing and to top the box office will have you reap in a bar tab as well as two free tickets to the next Not Yet Certified.

But what is a movie without snacks?!
Popcorn will be handed out upon your arrival, and you are also welcome to bring your own snacks or even pizza! However, if you have a food allergy that will need to limit people’s munching options, then let the organiser know so this need can be met.

IMPORTANT INFO

Date: Sunday 18th August
Time: Doors – 18:00, Start – 18:30 pm.
Venue: The Divine, 33 Stoker Newington Road, N16 8BJ

Tickets:

• Solo Peeper: £8 (nothing wrong with taking yourself out to the movies after all)
• Date night: £12 (treat the lover or friendly folk to a night at the moving pictures and a humble discounted rate)
• Frow Luxe VIP Table:  £60 (Seats 4 to a table and includes premium movie viewing, a mystery drink upon arrival and the luxury of some table space)
• Low Income Tickets: Available upon request, please contact the organizers to facilitate.

ACCESS
Sadly, The Divine is currently not fully accessible. The cabaret and club space are in the basement of the venue. There are 17 wide steps with slip-resistant treads down to the space with sturdy handrails on either side. There are two steps up to the stage. The toilets are in the basement and are not accessible for wheelchair users. If you need further information, please refer to The Divine ‘About’ page on the website. http://www.thedivine.co.uk