The LipSinkers at Two Brewers, Clapham
2026-03-27 19:00 - 22:00 (Europe/London) | The Two Brewers, Clapham, 114 Clapham High St, London, SW4 7UJ
The LipSinkers launch their 20th year in showbiz with three explosive nights of lip-sync, drag and theatrical mayhem at The Two Brewers. Gloriously chaotic and hilariously unhinged, driven by an eclectic soundtrack and the unstoppable force of queer energy.
Three nights. Three different shows, Hardcore fans won’t be disappointed and curious first-timers won’t know what’s hit them!
“Utterly leftfield, brilliantly bonkers” ***** Time Out
“Weird, wild, funny and fresh” ***** The Scotsman
“Possibly the most ridiculous fun night out ever” The Times
Doors 7pm. Show 8pm. Ends 10pm
+ ticket grants entry to Two Brewers all the way to 4am
www.thelipsinkers.com
@thelipsinkers

The LipSinkers at Two Brewers, Clapham
2025-11-29 19:00 - 22:00
The LipSinkers at Two Brewers, Clapham
“Camp, cult and glorious” ★★★★★ The Times
“A mad, gorgeous, dreamlike cascade of emotions, apparitions and transformations” ★★★★★ The Scotsman
“Utterly leftfield, brilliantly bonkers” ★★★★★ Time Out
New skits, classic hits, fags, drags and carrier bags.
Doors 7pm. Show 8pm. End 10pm
www.thelipsinkers.com
@thelipsinkers
LipS tkt allows free entry to Two Brewers club and Cabaret front bar all night. Enjoy!

The LipSinkers at Two Brewers, Clapham
2025-10-25 19:00 - 22:00
“Camp, cult and glorious” ★★★★★ The Times
“A mad, gorgeous, dreamlike cascade of emotions, apparitions and transformations” ★★★★★ The Scotsman
“Utterly leftfield, brilliantly bonkers” ★★★★★ Time Out
“Bloody hell, The LipSinkers are amazing” The Guardian

The LipSinkers at The Two Brewers - Comedy
2025-01-10 19:00 - 22:00
The LipSinkers
Choreographed Comedy, Communist Crossdressers, ​Kitchen Sink Cabaret
Jan 10th The Two Brewers
The LipSinkers have been the beating spleen of London’s alternative cabaret scene for almost 20 years.
The LipSinkers were formed in East London in 2006 and have developed an international reputation for punk ethos, drag, dance and satire. An hour-long show in two halves jams human emotion, schmaltz, hyperbole and old-fashioned stagecraft into a rotary fan backwards in a glorious parade of technicolour queer absurdity. Pants down! Tits Back!. Down the gap, we go!
“Vagabond drag cabaret” Grace Dent, The Guardian
“The LipSinkers are so London!” Sharon Ament, Director of the Museum of London
“Camp, cult and glorious” ★★★★★ The Times
“A mad, gorgeous, dreamlike cascade of emotions, apparitions and transformations” ★★★★★ The Scotsman
“Utterly leftfield, brilliantly bonkers” ★★★★★ Time Out

Finding Splashman
2024-03-14 19:00 - 21:30
Based on a true story, join Aunty Ginger on a mission to find her Splashman, Cum along for songs, filthy standup comedy, a seminar in advanced glory hole etiquette and maybe, just maybe, we will together find her Splashman. Not for the easily offended. See this work in progress before it goes to Edinburgh Fringe with the Assembly Festival in August 2024!
Aunty Ginger is “Stylish, Sharp Tongued and Scandalous” and got 4* from North West End UK with her Edinburgh 2023 show ‘I Consent’…come join the show to help Aunty Ginger get another 5th star this year!

Creative team: Director Mikey Smith (from TV, Panto, Stage & Screen), and Producer/Writer Tom Henderson-Griffiths, aka Aunty Ginger.

Brewersfestivalen - A live screening of Melodifestivalen
2024-03-09 17:45 - 21:30
Brewersfestivalen returns on 9th March with a screening of the live final direct from Sweden. Last years event was a Melfest banger and the Two Brewers Backroom shook to the sounds of Loreen’s victory.

Melodifestivalen is one of the biggest Eurovision Song Contest finders in Europe. A six-week competition of non-stop Swedish bangers to find the ultimate Eurovision Song Contest entrant.

Last year saw Queen Loreen win and then bag a double win at Eurovision! Past years have also seen Måns Zelmerlöw, Charlotte Nilsson, and, of course, ABBA crowned and sent to the camp fest that is – Eurovision. Melodifestivalen must be doing something right – Sweden has notched up seven Eurovision wins, and this year, it’s 50 years since ABBA won both Melodifestivalen and Eurovision. So this will be a double celebration this year.

Two Brewers will hold a live screening of the competition from 7 – 9 pm, with pre-screen hosting and entertainment by Linus Karp, our very own Swedish cabaret star. You, the audience, also get to vote on your favourite to find the Brewersfestivalen winner, then stay and party to all the best Melodifestivalen and Eurovision bangers with DJ James Rawson (Push the Button collective).

Linus is the creator of the smash hit, award-winning shows ‘How to live a Jellicle life – Life Lessons from the 2019 hit movie musical – Cats.’ and ‘Diana – The Untold and Untrue Story’ currently on tour. Plus his current sell-out smash hit; ‘Gwyneth Goes Skiing’ at the Pleasance theatre.

Linus will provide true Swedish entertainment and translations at key moments of the competition.

Quotes about Linus Karp’s Awkward Productions

“Exceptionally creative and hilariously funny” ***** five stars

Everyting Theatre

“Brilliantly Bonkers” The Stage

“Hilarious” Gay Times

“Too many penis jokes” The Guardian.

“Witty unique and sidesplittingly funny” ***** five stars Theatre Reviews UK

“A Fringe Hit” Time Out

“A cult smash in the making” The Recs

Drag Countdown
2024-02-29 19:00 - 22:00
“One top and five bottoms, please Dolly”… “Let’s head over to Poppy in Dicktionary corner.”

Following the rip-roaring success and rambunctious hilarity of the inaugural game, POPPYCOCK and DOLLY TROLLEY present the second edition of DRAG COUNTDOWN, the live and interactive gameshow based on the 1982 British TV phenomenon for you to play along.

Featuring drag team captains THE DOLL NAMED DAN, INDY NILE, MERCURY & YSHEE BLACK and the 69 brain cells they have between them, YOU will join them in a words and numbers showdown, winning points and playing to win the coveted Drag Countdown Trophy.

Proudly Talented - A Queer Talent Showcase
2024-02-28 19:00 - 22:00
After our debut first two SOLD OUT shows back in September & November, London’s iconic new queer talent showcase will be back at the Two Brewers, bringing many award-winning & up and coming queer talents together!

Hosted by London’s very own Beyond OZ (beyondozmusic), Proudly Talented is an exclusive showcase night where five (or more) incredible headliners will grace our stage and showcase both original and some cover material by reminding us how incredible and passionate our queer creative scene has become in London and beyond. It’s no surprise that being an artist on its own is a challenging life. That’s why we are proud and excited to be able to give all these phenomenal artists a platform where they can embalm their legacies, reach out to new audiences and contribute to the continuation of queer live art.

“It’s incredible that after three years, we’ve found the right venue and the right people to bring Proudly Talented back into the real world,” says Beyond OZ, who organised a series of online shows back in June 2020 in the midst of lockdown days.

Since our launch on 21st September 2023, we have been selling out shows at our home Two Brewers and now our next show will bring together some of the most iconic queer artists of London and beyond:

D’FILTH DRAGNIC BILLINGTONYIANNISAPWSADB0Yand surprise guests!

Anything Goes Cabaret Presents: Love Machine
2024-02-16 19:00 - 21:30
Anything Goes Cabaret: ’Love Machine’ features a variety of Valentines (and anti-Valentines) inspired performances including an all drag Girls Aloud Megamix like you have never seen before.Anything Goes Cabaret is a company that lives by its title, in that literally anything can take place during our shows. Each show will have its own unique theme and a cast of diverse performers who will be bringing comedy, burlesque, dance, singing, costumes, reveals and more. New performances are created for each show that we put on so you will always be guaranteed to see something fresh, new and entertaining.Produced and hosted by CJ Hopkins, who is a cabaret performer that has a passion for finding new methods of entertaining and surprising audiences. CJ’s passion for Cabaret and his creativity led to him to being crowned the winner of season one of Cabariot, a London based Cabaret competition featuring some of London’s top performers. Cjs vast experience in entertainment and producing and managing show leads his passion to create the most professional and entertaining shows possible.

SENHIT and Friends
2024-02-15 19:00 - 22:00
Freaky Queen SENHIT, the San Marino representative for Eurovision 2021, will be playing live at The Two Brewers on 15th February. Part of an Europe wide and US tour following the release of her version of the iconic song ‘I Am What I Am’ which left an unforgettable mark on the history of music and fight for equality, will be touring European cities and New York.
Senhit, an Italian-Eritrean and citizen of the world, known for her eclectic talent and her extraordinary ability to express emotions through music, has decided to honour this timeless song with a passionate reinterpretation. SENHIT represented San Marino at Eurovision in 2021 with Adrenalina and has

Two Brewers Panto - The Hunger Gays
2023-12-29 19:00 - 22:00
Comedy Panto

In what was once a United Kingdom, in the Gay Capitol of Padam (Padam), the evil President Snow reigns supreme and forbids the celebration of Christmas.

Instead every year the evil queen, *cough*, sorry, President Snow, forces the twelve queer tribes of Padam (Padam) to each select a top and a bottom to compete in The Hunger Gays!

Join us for this hilarious Adult Panto which see’s our hero, Katp*ss Everqueen, rely on nothing other than their seduction skills and street smarts to defeat the twinks, bears, butches, femmes and all of the other twelve queer tribes in a festive and camp fight to the death!

With double entendres; musical numbers and drag campery galore in this brand new Panto from Award winning theatre company; TwoBox Productions.

Will Katp*ss emerge victorious? Will Christmas be saved? Will the evil Queen *cough* President be defeated? Join us this December at the Two Brewers to find out!

KAREN FROM FINANCE IS DOING TIME
2023-07-22 19:00 - 21:30
Presented by KAREN FROM FINANCE & SEISMIC TALENT
Karen From Finance is in trouble, BIG trouble… She’s cooked the books and has been thrown into the slammer! Taking to the trial stand, fighting for justice and liberty, Karen From Finance presents DOING TIME.
Karen is headed for the lock-up, and her co-workers Frank-the-CEO and Amanda-from-Reception could not be happier – the way they jeer is down-right criminal!
Will Karen From Finance prove her innocence? Will she walk free? Perhaps our favourite straighty-180 accountant isn’t so innocent after all…
A follow-up to her award-winning debut stage tour, Out Of Office – Karen From Finance’s hilarious new one-woman show again brings her distinct approach to drag, incredible wit, and a whole lot more drama for our favourite ‘corporate’ queen.
With special guests appearing in the show each and every night, Karen From Finance’s DOING TIME will be the talk of law circles for years to come!

LoUis CYfer Presents WERKmen
2023-06-08 19:00 - 22:30
Presented by the one and only LoUis CYfer, this year’s show is the second annual WERKmen event and promises to be bigger and better than ever. The theme for this year’s party is ‘Men & WERK’, a thrilling ride through several male-dominated industries. Last show they bought the house down with their electrifying performances, this time will be no different.
Featuring some of the freshest and fiercest drag kings in an unforgettable night of fun and entertainment. Whether you’re a fan of burlesque dancing, stand up or just looking for a night of seductive amusement, WERKmen will give good service.
Don’t miss out on this night of dirty glamour, fantasy, and exhilaration with Percy Non Grata, Dishi Sumac, Cava Charley, Sigi Moonlight and LoUis CYfer as the master of ceremonies. You’re sure to be in for an unforgettable night.

LGBT Comedy - All Barr Huns
2023-06-02 19:00 - 22:30
Friday 2nd June – All Barr Huns – Two Brewers Clapham 7 pm

Celebrate your most fabulous self with a hilarious evening of new and acclaimed material from the best, most iconic women and LGBTQ+ comedians in London – with host James Barr and extra special guests Hannah Byczkowski (The Traitors), Jen Ives, Lachlan Werner; Sue Gives and Martin Joseph!

James Barr – Nearly National Treasure James Barr is an award-winning comedian, radio broadcaster and podcaster. As heard on the Hits Radio Breakfast Show and A Gay and A NonGay podcast.★★★★★ “A masterclass in Queer storytelling” “Endless jokes”- Metro UK★★★★ “Acid Tongued” “Profound”- London Theatre 1

Comedy Bloomers is delighted to be launching The London LGBTQ+ Stand-up.

Comedy festival from 17th May to 11th June with ten fantastic comedy nights.

Tim and Jerry
2023-05-24 19:00 - 22:00
A celebration of American musical theatre composer Jerry Herman

Hello Dolly, La Cage Aux Folles and Mack and Mabel, great classics of our time, feature in this exciting new musical revue, celebrating one of the most prolific musical theatre composers, Jerry Herman.

Join Tim McArthur and musical director Aaron Clingham as they perform some of Herman’s most vibrant hits from his vast songbook. Songs include I Am What I am, Time Heals Everything, I Won’t Send Roses and Before The Parade Passes By.

‘The first time I heard a Jerry Herman was watching Torvill and Dean ice-skate to Olympic glory in 1984. Since that time his compositions have had a huge influence on my love of musical theatre,’ says Tim McArthur. “Come and experience his thrilling, ground-breaking tunes with us!’

Reviews from the previous one man shows..Pick of the Day – New York TimesCritics Choice – The Times -UKGenuine Show Stop Forming – The Times UKA Master Of His Craft – The StageWinning Voice, engaging Stage Prescence and a gift for comedy – USA Showbusiness Weekly.A Showman of Great Good Humour – Theatre Review New York.***** Musical Theatre Review***** Boyz Magazine***** West End Wilma.

LGBTeeHeeHee
2023-05-17 19:00 - 22:00
Serving you London’s best queer comedians, LGBTeeheehee is a brand new monthly LGBTQIA+ comedy night live at the Two Brewers in Clapham! Starring Mark “PoofsRUs” Bittlestone (whom you may know from either TikTok or Grindr or both) and Chris Hall, the night promises to be GAY and FUNNY in equal measure. For only £10 you can see 5 amazing acts, many of whom have been on TV or are playing regularly in the UK’s biggest comedy clubs. We are hoping to build a regular night at the Brewers, so please come down and support live, queer comedy.

Doors will open at 7pm and show starts 8pm. There is seating for 120 and standing for 40 so be sure to arrive early if you want a seat.

All Barr Huns - Coronat-hun Special
2023-05-03 19:00 - 22:00
Kick off your Coronat-hun weekend early with a stately All-Barr Huns at the amazing Two Brewers Clapham.
Celebrate your most fabulous self with a hilarious evening of new and acclaimed material from the best, most iconic women and LGBTQ+ comedians in London – with host James Barr and extra special guests Sooz Kempner (Headliner), Sikisa and Anthony Gilét.
James Barr – Nearly National Treasure James Barr is an award-winning comedian, radio broadcaster and podcaster. As heard on the Hits Radio Breakfast Show and A Gay and A NonGay podcast.★★★★★ “A masterclass in Queer storytelling” “Endless jokes”- Metro UK★★★★ “Acid Tongued” “Profound”- London Theatre 1Sooz Kempner – Twitter Sensation, Musical Comedy Awards Best Newcomer and newly announced Doctor Who star Sooz Kempner (!!!) brings her “effortless audience rapport” to All Barr Huns after a sold-out Edinburgh Festival residency.★★★★ “Kempner has funny bones and an effortless audience rapport” – The Scotsman★★★★ Chortle★★★★
FestSikisa – As seen on ITV, BBC, DAVE and Comedy Central! Live At The Apollo star and WINNER OF THE 99 CLUB BURSARY 2022. Sikisa is the life of the party!
Anthony Gilét – Host of the infamous Cocktails and Confessions Podcast and “The gay millennial Carrie Bradshaw”, according to Attitude Magazine. Anthony’s comedy hits differently, with nothing off limits.★★★★★ The Live Review

The Drag Circus
2023-04-23 19:00 - 22:00
Roll up, roll up and run away with the campest circus cabaret you could ever imagine!

The Drag Circus represents the chaotic and spectacular part of the Venn diagram where drag and circus meet – the wigs are big, but the thrills are bigger, drag has never been so shocking, impressive and dangerous!

Your ringmaster for the night, 5x world record-breaking circus drag superstar Luspinda, is joined by a cast of international drag circus excellence underneath the only Big Top you’ll find in Clapham:

-Force Majeure-Richard Melanin, the Third-iGemini-Dolly Trolley-Loui von Dini

With hoops, clowns, acrobatics and an actual lion – you won’t want to miss this circus coming to town!

Diana: The Untold and Untrue Story
2023-04-06 19:00 - 22:00
Join Diana in heaven as she shares the untold and untrue tale of her extraordinary life.

Combining drag, multimedia, audience interaction, puppetry and a lot of queer joy – this unique celebration of the people’s princess is as hilarious as it is tasteless.

A brand new show from the harbingers of theatrical chaos Awkward Productions, written and performed by Linus Karp and created with support from Arts Council England.

Diana: The Untold & Untrue Story has already sold out at venues across the UK and has just been nominated for an Off West End Award (OFFIE) for BEST CABARET 2022.

The show follows our previous productions; How to live a Jellicle life: Life lessons from the 2019 hit movie musical ‘Cats’ and Awkward Conversations With Animals I’ve F*cked.

“Hilarious, joyful and ridiculous to the point of sublime” – Deborah Frances White, The Guilty FeministOFFIE Nomination: Best Cabaret★★★★★ “The most unhinged piece of theatre in existence”- Broadway Baby★★★★★ “You have never seen the Queen of Hearts like this” – London Theatre 1★★★★★ “Brings the laughs fast and furious” – Jack the Lad Magazine★★★★★ “Absolute hilarity and chaos” – Rhys Reviews★★★★★ “Zany, madcap, original, clever, funny, sharp hysterical, breathtakingly inventive” – The Review Chap★★★★ “A cult smash in the making” – The Recs★★★★ “Unashamedly batsh*t crazy” – All That Dazzles★★★★ “Another warped, gobsmackingly unique, comic triumph” – Everything Theatre★★★★ “Nothing can prepare you” – The Spy In The Stalls★★★★ “Utterly bonkers, but oh so hilarious” – The Crumb★★★★ “High-camp comedy” – The Reviews Hub★★★★ “Riotously silly beyond belief” – To Do List London★★★★ “The only royal tour worth seeing” – Fairypowered Productions★★★★ “Smart, funny and creative” – Broadway World UK★★★★ “An immediate fringe hit” – Sadie Takes the Stage★★★★ “Such a fun experience” – The Independent“Had the audience in the seventh heaven” – Bristol 24/7“Utterly bonkers yet somehow heartwarming and life-affirming” –Backstage Bristol“Occasionally psychotic, persistently irreverent and disgustingly talented” – The Daily Info“Repellent” – Daily Mail

Show warnings: flashing lights, strong language, audienceparticipation, Camilla Parker Bowles

Doors 7 pm Show 7.30 pm

LGBT Poetry
2023-03-29 19:00 - 22:00
Enjoy poetry and spoken word from new and established poets/writers/creatives.Up to 20 poets/writers/creatives will each share their poems/spoken words/songs.The open mic sign-up is now done inside the venue at 6:45 pm on a first-come, first-served basis.Each person who arrives before 7:30 pm will be given two free raffle tickets for a chance to win fantastic prizes at 9:45 pm

EVERYONE IS WELCOME!

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Maisie - A Film Documentary Screening
2023-03-22 19:00 - 22:00
‘Maisie’A screeningOld age can be a drag!

A moving, warm and funny film that charts an intimate portrait of ageing and friendship in the LGBTQ+ world as Maisie Trollette prepares for the performance of a lifetime to celebrate his 85th birthday.

After fifty years in the business, Mr David Raven is still shaking his sequins as ‘Maisie Trollette’, Britain’s oldest working drag artist. David’s 85th is fast approaching, and an exceptional birthday performance has been arranged in the UK’s capital of camp, Brighton.

At 87, Walter Cole is The Guinness Book Of Records Oldest Performing Drag Queen in the World and he is flying over from Portland, USA to meet David for the very first time.

Featuring drag legends Miss Jason and Dave Lynn and the Broadway classics ‘One’, ‘Lady is a Tramp’ and ‘If I Never Sing Another Song’, MAISIE is a heart-warming and sometimes heart-breaking peek into the world of a character more colourful than his gowns.

Followed by a Q&A with the producer and Miss Jason

LGBTeeHeeHee
2023-03-15 19:00 - 22:30
Serving you London’s best queer comedians, LGBTeeheehee hugely popular LGBTQIA+ comedy night live at the Two Brewers in Clapham! Starring Mark “PoofsRUs” Bittlestone (whom you may know from either TikTok or Grindr or both) and Chris Hall, the night promises to be GAY and FUNNY in equal measure. For only £10 you can see 5 amazing acts, many of whom have been on TV or are playing regularly in the UK’s biggest comedy clubs.

Brewersfestivalen - A Live Screening of Melodifestivalen
2023-03-11 18:30 - 21:30
A live screening of Melodifestivalen, the Swedish annual song competition, hosted by Linus Karp.
Melodifestivalen is one of the biggest Eurovision song contest finders in Europe. A six week competition of non-stop Swedish bangers to find the ultimate Eurovision song contest entrant. Past years have seen Loreen, Måns Zelmerlöw, Charlotte Nilsson and, of course, ABBA, crowned and sent to the campfest that is – Eurovision. Melodifestivalen must be doing something right – Sweden has notched up six Eurovision wins!
This years Melodifestivalen will see Loreen competing once again, hopefully she’ll make it through the heats to the 11th March Grand final so you can watch her with us.
This will be a live screening of the competition from 7 – 9pm, with pre-screen hosting and entertainment by Linus Karp at 6.30pm, our very own Swedish cabaret star. Linus is the creator of the smash hit, award winning shows ‘How to live a Jellicle life – life lessons from the 2019 hit movie musical – Cats.’ and his current sellout smash hit: ‘Diana – the untold and untrue story’ currently on tour.
Linus will provide true Swedish entertainment and translations at key moments of the competition. You, the audience, also get to vote on your favourite to find the Brewersfestivalen winner, then stay and party to all the best Melodifestivalen and Eurovision bangers with DJ James Rawson (Push the Button collective).

Quotes about Linus Karp
“Exceptionally creative and hilariously funny” ***** five stars
Everyting Theatre
“Brilliantly Bonkers” The Stage
“Hilarious” Gay Times
“Too many penis jokes” The Guardian.
“Funny and unsettling” Mark Gatiss
“A Fringe Hit” Time Out

Linus Karp's big, stupid, queer pre-Melodifestivalen get together
2023-03-08 19:00 - 22:30
Melodifestivalen is the Swedish selection process for the Eurovision Song Contest. Imagine Eurovision but every act is Loreen, Abba and Måns Zelmerlöw – it’s just that good, campy and fun!

Join Linus Karp (and his resident technician/sub-Joseph Martin) as he guides you through this year’s competition’s finalists, ensuring you are all prepared for the grand final on 11 March (also screened at Two Brewers, book your tix now!). Together we will divide into jury groups and vote for our favourite act – being rated the winner amongst the London queers surely must beat winning the actual competition.

In true Awkward Productions style, there’ll be a bit of quizzing, a raffle themed for the event and some exciting surprises!

We can’t wait – see you there!

A unique and queer evening run by Awkward Productions.

FABBA: A TALE OF WAR, GREAT MUSIC AND REALLY SPANGLY COSTUMES
2022-11-20 19:00 - 22:00
FABBA have Landed!
Join this unique cabaret troupe as they tell their ‘Fabba Story’ (and fight for the spotlight) through a theatrical lip-sync concert.
Take a Chance on these 4 Super Trouper clowns and Mamma Mia you’ll be screaming ‘Gimme, Gimme, Gimme’ whilst digging the Dancing Queen. Voulez-Vous? Of course, you do… AH HA!
Lilly Snatchdragon, Kiki Mellek, Neil Kelso, and Pi the Mime join forces to create the most iconic (read ridiculous) disco super group no one ever asked for. With a live (read lip-sync) concert of some ABBA greats and burlesque, cabaret, clowning and more, this is the Sunday night extravaganza to shout I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do for!
Knowing me, knowing you, you will want to put on your dancing shoes.
Doors: 7 pm
Show Starts 7.30 pm
